Save the planet... Kill yourself...

... such is the motto of the Church of Euthanasia, a church that believes that in order to save the world, humans should kill themselves. Why you ask? Well, it began with a dream... According to the website, founder Chris Korda had a dream in which an alien known as "The Being" came to him. The alien said he represents the human race in other dimensions and that the earths ecosystem was failing, but the leaders were lying to us about it. Chris then woke up moaning the motto, "Save the planet... Kill yourself". Don't believe me?http://www.churchofeuthanasia.org/history.html

Anyway, this church forbids members to procreate, and it encourages suicide, sodomy, cannibalism, and abortion. By sodomy, they mean drinking your own urine. They encourage you to mix a bit of your morning urine (in the morning, its better apparently) with some juice until you get used to the taste. Now, humans have spent millions of years evolving into what they are now. Liquids go in, piss comes out. Why fuck with that now? It has been that way for many years, and it seems to be working just fine. I trust evolution, and if it says piss comes out, then I think it should come the fuck out. As for cannibalism, well, do I really need to comment? It caused Mad-Cow disease among cattle, and humans are pretty crazy as they are. Nature has a few rules, and one of them is don't eat yourself. Thats not too big of a restriction, is it? Next comes abortion. Now, I'm pro-choice, not pro- abortion. That would mean that any woman having a baby should get an abortion, and well, that would include my mother who did, in fact, bring me into this world. Weather or not thats a good thing is up to you. Ooooo, and remember the alimighty "being" mentioned earlier? Well, we have pictures of him. > http://www.churchofeuthanasia.org/snuffit2/being.html

If a vacuum cleaner from the 1980's is the great intelligent being that represents us in other dimensions, then I wonder how intelligent that new Dyson is. Now, don't think that I'm picking on this religion only. Im only doing it because, well, its just so easy. I could write a similar rant about Christianity, Hinduim, or Islam, but I don't want to die. I figured an army of 10 people wouldn't bother me very much.


And also, why are fountain drinks so fucking big!?!?!?!? I was at the theatre yesterday, and my friend ordered a large Coke. But guess what, it came with a warning!!! The lady had to tell us that it wouldn't fit in the cupholder!!! I've been going to movies for a long time, and this is the first time that I have ever been somewhere that sells a drink to big for their own cupholders. Not wanting to hold his drink through out Stealth (which, by the way, is without a doubt the worst movie I have ever seen. I would rather dig a hole in my backyard), my friend went and got a medium. Guess what! That didn't fit in the fucking cupholder either!!!! What the hell!!! America is the fattest country in the world, and some people woder why. 2 out of every 3 american adults are either overweight or obese. In 1972, americans spent 3 billion dollars a year on fast food. Today, we spend more than 110 billion. And you wonder why America is so fat. In fact, if left unchecked, obesity will become the number one cause of preventable death in america, even above smoking. Now thats a scary fact. But on a brighter note, at least no one will die of second-hand obesity.