Car Horns

Why is it that the volume of a car horn is direcly proportional to the size of the car? This makes no sense to me. Why is it necessary for trucks the size of God to have a horn louder than fucking Krakatoa, but a small car like a pinto is about as loud as a tricycle? My experience has shown me that if you're gonna miss a car on the road, its gonna be a small one. If you can't see a Big Rig behind you, then you have bigger problems to be concerned about. Small cars should have loud horns, because they are easily missed and easily crushed under someone's Fuck-You Mobile (read:SUV). A loud horn would be somewhat of a reminder to other drivers, "Hey fucker, I'm right here so don't you even think about chaning the God damn lane!" Nice and kind, the way America should be. You never hear stories about someone changing lanes into a Chopper because those things are so damn loud that they are impossible to miss. If any do get run over, its because the driver meant to do it.

Well, thats my rant for the day. Farewell.

P.S.- I've always wanted to walk into a tattoo parlor and ask them what their return policy is.