Blame the fat man...

If we apply the law of conservation of matter, which states that matter can neither be created nor destroyed, then fat people are the cause of starvation in the world. There is only so much food in the world, and fat people are eating a disproportionatly large amount of it. Not to rag on fat people or anything- I'm just saying that for every Twinkie you eat, God kills an ethiopian orphan. Of course, by this logic, smart people are the cause of stupid people and Religion is the cause of atheists.