Texas is the real mystery
Disclaimer- I really have nothing against Texas or anyone that is from Texas. From what I hear, it is atually a very nice place. So please, if you are from Texas or area big fan of Texas, dont any anything I say here serioulsy.
Many people say that everything is bigger in Texas, and I am about to prove them the fuck wrong. Everything else in Texas may be bigger, but they are definitely lacking in one aspect- intelligence. The average IQ of a Texan is 92, which is below the average intelligence level of a normal American- and that is saying something. The average IQ of a person in America is 100, so Texas falls 8 points below the average. Now, in any case this is not a good thing, but with Texas, it’s even worse. You see, normally when a state kills off its entire retarded population, the average IQ tends to go up. Clearly Texas did something wrong. It’s ironic, because it seems people killing off the retarded people have turned out to be retarded themselves. Hopefully, for the state of the union, they will continue with this trend.
With an average IQ below that of the rest of the nation, only stupid things are bound to come out of Texas. Using George Bush as an example would be redundant, but I hate him so I'm going to do it anyway. Guess what George Bush's IQ is? (Hint- you can't have a negative IQ) Give up? It's a whopping 91. John Kerry's? 128. Clinton's? 182 (a fucking genius). It gives me great pleasure to state that I, and all of you reading this blog (yes, even you Manoo) have a higher intelligence quotient than George Bush. Both of them. How do I know this? Because you can read. Basically, Bush is an idiot. Want more proof? Google failure, and look at the first thing that comes up. It’s Google. It’s word is law.
Just for reference, mental retardation is between 75 and 85 points. Mississippi has an average IQ of 85. They voted for Bush. In fact, the stupider half of the nation voted for Bush, and won!!! This is easily explained by the fact that this is America, and if you were to divide it into stupid and smart, it would come out to a 75-25 split. But still!!!! The fact that the idiots of America run this country is outrageous!!! The average IQ of the stupidest state that voted for Kerry was 99. The highest average IQ of a red state was 100. Do you see the problem here?
Smart people voted for Kerry, but they were so heavily outnumbered by the dumb fucks of this nation that they lost. The notion that a Democracy can forward a nation in this situation is insane. I think that is why America is ruled by corporations. The founding fathers said “fuck it, this experiment failed”, and gave America to Halliburton. What California should do is hope to God we break away from the contiguous United States, so we can start our own country where the currency will be bills with a picture of a gas station on it.
Random thought- Why does Bush, and everyone else for that matter, always refer to the people of the United States as “Americans”? When Bush says “My fellow Americans”, he is actually saying “My fellow Canadians, Mexicans, Brazilians, Puerto Ricans, Nicaraguans, Peruvians, Chileans, Columbians, Venezuelans, Argentineans, Paraguayans, Uruguayans, and any other country in the western hemisphere of the world”. This can’t be right, seeing as he is affiliated with the party that fucked up El Salvador, Nicaragua, and many other South American countries. Someone should correct him, but then of course they would be arrested on suspicion of terrorist activities and detained in Gitmo for the next 14 years, waiting for their trial while being molested by sexually deviant guards. Anyhow, I hope you enjoyed. And yes, I know I contradicted myself with this random thought. It’s my blog. Get used to it.
Many people say that everything is bigger in Texas, and I am about to prove them the fuck wrong. Everything else in Texas may be bigger, but they are definitely lacking in one aspect- intelligence. The average IQ of a Texan is 92, which is below the average intelligence level of a normal American- and that is saying something. The average IQ of a person in America is 100, so Texas falls 8 points below the average. Now, in any case this is not a good thing, but with Texas, it’s even worse. You see, normally when a state kills off its entire retarded population, the average IQ tends to go up. Clearly Texas did something wrong. It’s ironic, because it seems people killing off the retarded people have turned out to be retarded themselves. Hopefully, for the state of the union, they will continue with this trend.
With an average IQ below that of the rest of the nation, only stupid things are bound to come out of Texas. Using George Bush as an example would be redundant, but I hate him so I'm going to do it anyway. Guess what George Bush's IQ is? (Hint- you can't have a negative IQ) Give up? It's a whopping 91. John Kerry's? 128. Clinton's? 182 (a fucking genius). It gives me great pleasure to state that I, and all of you reading this blog (yes, even you Manoo) have a higher intelligence quotient than George Bush. Both of them. How do I know this? Because you can read. Basically, Bush is an idiot. Want more proof? Google failure, and look at the first thing that comes up. It’s Google. It’s word is law.
Just for reference, mental retardation is between 75 and 85 points. Mississippi has an average IQ of 85. They voted for Bush. In fact, the stupider half of the nation voted for Bush, and won!!! This is easily explained by the fact that this is America, and if you were to divide it into stupid and smart, it would come out to a 75-25 split. But still!!!! The fact that the idiots of America run this country is outrageous!!! The average IQ of the stupidest state that voted for Kerry was 99. The highest average IQ of a red state was 100. Do you see the problem here?
Smart people voted for Kerry, but they were so heavily outnumbered by the dumb fucks of this nation that they lost. The notion that a Democracy can forward a nation in this situation is insane. I think that is why America is ruled by corporations. The founding fathers said “fuck it, this experiment failed”, and gave America to Halliburton. What California should do is hope to God we break away from the contiguous United States, so we can start our own country where the currency will be bills with a picture of a gas station on it.
Random thought- Why does Bush, and everyone else for that matter, always refer to the people of the United States as “Americans”? When Bush says “My fellow Americans”, he is actually saying “My fellow Canadians, Mexicans, Brazilians, Puerto Ricans, Nicaraguans, Peruvians, Chileans, Columbians, Venezuelans, Argentineans, Paraguayans, Uruguayans, and any other country in the western hemisphere of the world”. This can’t be right, seeing as he is affiliated with the party that fucked up El Salvador, Nicaragua, and many other South American countries. Someone should correct him, but then of course they would be arrested on suspicion of terrorist activities and detained in Gitmo for the next 14 years, waiting for their trial while being molested by sexually deviant guards. Anyhow, I hope you enjoyed. And yes, I know I contradicted myself with this random thought. It’s my blog. Get used to it.
posted by Eon Blue Apocalypse at 8:47 PM
4 Comments:
Actually, i disagree with you completely.
A few things for you, for one, don't cuss in your arguments. It makes you sound like an angry little man who doenst really care about anything in life. Nobody likes the pessimist, it takes away from an argument that might be fairly well thought out.
Secondly, Bush refers to people as "Americans" becuase he is talking to his people. Even if someone is if nicaraguan decent, or mexican, or canadian......for anything that Bush does to affect them, they have to be an American Citizen.
American has come to embody any poeple who live under the American flag, and American view of freedom.
Finally, president bush can't start referring to peoples nationalities, because he's not catering to other countires, but his own. And if he misses a nationality, he's screwed, because some democrat is gonna scream "prejudice!"
Finally, Texas is not a stupid place as you put it. In fact it was a stupid argument. Texas is the fourth largest econmic grossing state in America, and they have an economy larger then most countries. They are one of the world leaders in defense and technology research. Almost all major corporation (For example, Intel, IBM, Northrop Grummann, Boing, Microsoft) all have large divisions in Texas. The people who work in these places are far smarter than the average person. And smarter than you probably too. Don't decide to pick on a state before you realize their implication on a national and internation scheme.
Finally, Bush won the election, because he was the better candidate for the job. Kerry didn't have a backbone, and wasn't persuasive enough to win either of the questionable states (Florida and Ohio). The fact is that Bush won Fair and Square.....get over it.
Also, the Republican party was the first party to denounce Segregation.....wheras the Democrats were the first to claim they needed Slavery.......i'll take the republicans anyday.
~ On a random note: Halliburton was not affiliated with Dick Cheney at all. Read the Report.
dude, this whole bolog is a joke. i dont actually believe in half the "arguments" on it.
to kunal:
tp c;ao, that texas is not a stupid place because it contains the companies you listed above is quite narrow minded. the fact of the matter is that although the employees of those companies may be "smarter then the average bear" they do solely represent the state of texas as a whole. the fact that texas is a state of sub-intellegence may still stand because texas is a highly populous state with many people other then the employees of corporations. The combination of all these people may surmount to a stupid state. Also, large division means many employees, only top level employees are intellegent. large divisions also include factories and the league of extrodinarly mailboys.
Bush may have won the election. But that does not remove my right of complaining about it. I did not support him and i do not support him now, therefore it is my duty as a citizen to complain about what he's doing. (see the SOCIAL CONTRACT)
Lastly, the republican pary did denounce segrigation, but that was then, this is now. parties change with its members and followers. to claim that the republican party today is more socially accepting then the democrates because of that one note would be like me claiming that im an active member of the federalist party. it cant happen, that party doesn't exist anymore.
dont take any of this personaly, this is just my academic response to your comment.
-Manoo Murthy (vijay's cousin)
oh yea by the way the tp c;ao, is supposed to be to say that..... my hand was shifted one over sorry
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