Skizzle for the Mizzle

I think the pot is finally getting to snoop dog. It has long been known that pot kills brain cells, and prolonged use of it can infact lower your mental age. Some people who have been using pot long enough lack the mental ability to solve fraction problems. Unfortunatly, I believe this has happened to the Great Dogg. When Snoop introduced the suffix "izzle", I didn't think much of it. As usual, he was pounding out hit after hit, and this seemed like the next step. Oh, how wrong I was. I believe that, and this may be shocking to some, Snoop Dog has forgotten how to rhyme. He just created "izzle" so he can rhyme anything and make it sound cool. "Fo schizzle my nizzle"? What the hell is a nizzle? I really can't think of any word in the english language that could possible fit into that suffix. The favorite word among rappers could fit, but I am not at liberty to say it because I have grown quite fond of breathing over the years, and would like to continue to do so for many more to come. Now, I love Snoop. He is without a doubt one of the greatest rappers in the world, but lets face it. The man is getting old. He spent more money than most people make in a year on a bus to take his kids to their football games. He has kids, and they play little league football. He's old.

And on a completely random note, pistachios. The word reminds me of a potato mustache. And they make you thristy. Eat pistachios. They are good for you.

That paragraph was kinda pointless, so I will now attempt to find a topic on which I may elaborate. Hurricane Katrina. Bad shit. People are dead, people are dying, streets are flooded, black people are looting while white people are searching for food. Its just not a good situation to be in. Even worse is how the government is handling it. It took a 4 days for bush to form a plan on how to deal with Katrina. It really makes you miss the good ol' days when he only sat on his ass for 7 minutes. But he figured that he had time. After all, Jesus did walk on water. Ohh, but now Bush is blaming the states, and even the victims of Hurricane Katrina. He was saying that they should have evacuated when they had the chance, and made it to safety. Bush cannot possibly fathom why they didn't jump into their 70,000 dollar Range Rover and drive off to saftey. Hmm.... I wonder if Bush plays chess with Jesus.... I wonder if Bush knows how to play chess.... Anyway, my thoughts are straying. Well, with any luck, Bush won't declare war on Mother Nature for being, well, better than us.

And I apologize if this is the worst blog entry I have done. My agent (manoo) pressured me into updating. He is a good guy. He has a way with the ladies. And dont despise him.