Intelligence
Ok, before I begin on intelligence, have you ever noticed that you can look at some people and just know how they smell? For example, you could look at some guy walking ahead of you at your school, and just know how he smells. THis may just be me. After all, I am crazy. Anyhoo...
Intelligence. Have you ever realized that there are some phrases in english that really mean nothing, and are used just to make the speaker sound intelligent? For example, the phrase 'way, shape, or form". The defendant has in no way, shape, or form commited this crime. Well, unless the defendant could perhaps become a triangle, or change his state of matter into, say, water vapor, it would be physically impossible for him to commit this crime in any other shape or form. That phrase was simply created to make an otherwise idiot of a lawyer look like Johnny Cochran. Another phrase would be "short, sweet, and to the point". Some teachers like their essays "short, sweet, and to the point". Well, woud you like me to dip my essay in powdered sugar for you? And if you want your essay to the point, then don't give me an F if I don't have an introduction. If a teacher really wanted me to write an essay short and to the point, (the topic is the mating patters of termites in the southwest) I would say termites are fucking horny. Last time I tried that, it didn't go over so well. The teacher must have had pet termites...
And, have you ever noticed how oddly life is structured? I mean, first you work your ass off at school so you can get into a good college (which is practically impossible for this graduating class because of that bastard Schwarzenegger). Once you have accomplished that, then you work your ass off even more in college to get a good job. After 4-10 years, you finally have your dream job where you work your ass off even more to make good money. You work hard to make good money so you can have a set retirement. So you wait until you get old, and once you retire, you get a smack in the face from Bush's dick saying "fuck you and your social security". You now have no retirement and become the werid old guy that people make fun of at Carls Jr. And all this happens if you live a normal life. If you die early, you're fucked. Which brings me to another point- stupid people piss me off. In this world, you gotta enjoy life while you can. If you live to a normal age, then life works out for you (relatively speaking). But if you die early, then you just got analy raped by a group of large black men. If you have terminal cancer, and are still in school, then you have just asked to be analy raped by a group of large black men with glass shards on their dicks. If you are going to die early, then you gotta just realize that you are not going to become a rich lawyer. In fact, you are probably going to die miserably, with a weird lump on your back. And if you are still in school while this is going on, then you fucking deserve it. You are wasting your life making your way up a system that will eventually screw you over. Its like driving all the way to San Jose, and then turning right back around. Only in this situation, you die before you get there.
Oh, and if you happen to beat life and the system and are 90 years old, please kill yourself now. Modern medicine has plagued the world with people living way longer than they should have. You wanna know why old people smell funny? Its God's way of saying "fuck off". Now, don;t get this wrong. I only want old people to die if they are the annoying type who think they rule the world because they lost their dick in 'Nam. No, you are just impotent, not God. If you are 90 years old and still cool, then you should live. In fact, if you are 110 years old and people can still stand your presence, then I think that killing off a few babies to keep you alive wouldn't be such a bad thing.
Well, this was my rant for now. It will probably be a while until I update next, because I am busy working the system and hoping to God that I dont die early. Enjoy.
Intelligence. Have you ever realized that there are some phrases in english that really mean nothing, and are used just to make the speaker sound intelligent? For example, the phrase 'way, shape, or form". The defendant has in no way, shape, or form commited this crime. Well, unless the defendant could perhaps become a triangle, or change his state of matter into, say, water vapor, it would be physically impossible for him to commit this crime in any other shape or form. That phrase was simply created to make an otherwise idiot of a lawyer look like Johnny Cochran. Another phrase would be "short, sweet, and to the point". Some teachers like their essays "short, sweet, and to the point". Well, woud you like me to dip my essay in powdered sugar for you? And if you want your essay to the point, then don't give me an F if I don't have an introduction. If a teacher really wanted me to write an essay short and to the point, (the topic is the mating patters of termites in the southwest) I would say termites are fucking horny. Last time I tried that, it didn't go over so well. The teacher must have had pet termites...
And, have you ever noticed how oddly life is structured? I mean, first you work your ass off at school so you can get into a good college (which is practically impossible for this graduating class because of that bastard Schwarzenegger). Once you have accomplished that, then you work your ass off even more in college to get a good job. After 4-10 years, you finally have your dream job where you work your ass off even more to make good money. You work hard to make good money so you can have a set retirement. So you wait until you get old, and once you retire, you get a smack in the face from Bush's dick saying "fuck you and your social security". You now have no retirement and become the werid old guy that people make fun of at Carls Jr. And all this happens if you live a normal life. If you die early, you're fucked. Which brings me to another point- stupid people piss me off. In this world, you gotta enjoy life while you can. If you live to a normal age, then life works out for you (relatively speaking). But if you die early, then you just got analy raped by a group of large black men. If you have terminal cancer, and are still in school, then you have just asked to be analy raped by a group of large black men with glass shards on their dicks. If you are going to die early, then you gotta just realize that you are not going to become a rich lawyer. In fact, you are probably going to die miserably, with a weird lump on your back. And if you are still in school while this is going on, then you fucking deserve it. You are wasting your life making your way up a system that will eventually screw you over. Its like driving all the way to San Jose, and then turning right back around. Only in this situation, you die before you get there.
Oh, and if you happen to beat life and the system and are 90 years old, please kill yourself now. Modern medicine has plagued the world with people living way longer than they should have. You wanna know why old people smell funny? Its God's way of saying "fuck off". Now, don;t get this wrong. I only want old people to die if they are the annoying type who think they rule the world because they lost their dick in 'Nam. No, you are just impotent, not God. If you are 90 years old and still cool, then you should live. In fact, if you are 110 years old and people can still stand your presence, then I think that killing off a few babies to keep you alive wouldn't be such a bad thing.
Well, this was my rant for now. It will probably be a while until I update next, because I am busy working the system and hoping to God that I dont die early. Enjoy.
posted by Eon Blue Apocalypse at 10:48 PM
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